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Book Summary

NAUGHTY CONFESSIONS FROM THE MEN’S ROOM recounts real-life stories of a restroom concierge who specializes in orgiastic gatherings held at lavish mansions. Dan the Man’s world is confined to luxurious bathrooms, and what he learns of each decadent event are stories shared by guests who seek some rest in the restroom.

Dan the Man’s job is a great opportunity to be a fly on the proverbial wall, experiencing each conversation as a collector of naughty confessions. His stories are profane, kinky, off-the-wall, and hilarious. These real talks take place at urinals, stalls, and sinks in Florida nightclubs, mansions, and celebrity parties. To protect the definitely not innocent, names of characters have been changed considering all these stories are shockingly true. This is the reality of life in the men’s room, and in this case, the truth really is stranger than fiction.

Excerpt

The blow-up doll said, "Hey gorgeous, you want to play with me? My mouth is wet and ready."
Oh, my! What the hell just happened? Mr. Shit Hands Man didn't wash his hands, and now there was nasty shit all over his wife's beautiful blouse. You can't make this shit up.
"My name is Honey Bunny. I understand that I can enjoy hot sex in the private room, down the hallway from the bathroom. Is this correct? I am a sexy exhibitionist from LA."
“Another round of the hottest sex with so many exuberant horny superstars. This had been a hot sex marathon.”
“Customer number seven said with a chuckle, "Being in the same bed with her would keep your horny-self in tiptop shape!" He now entered the stall. "She is sexy and naughty!"

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